Gisele Bundchen is probably not a witch, despite what Tik Tok might have to say about it. But the fact that rumors Bundchen and husband Tom Brady have hired divorce attorneys have somehow led to conversations about whether Bundchen is a witch is probably not a surprising development in the year of our Lord 2022. Especially on Tik Tok.
But how did we get here? Well, it’s pretty simple. Tom Brady is a pretty successful QB. There’s no need to go through his list of accomplishments, as everyone knows who Tom Brady is. He retired at the end of last season, after a career that puts him in the discussion for best QB of all time. Then he un-retired, and is now playing QB once again for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
All of that seems pretty straightforward – except for the rumors of the strain his un-retiring has put on his marriage. This is, of course, something only the two people in the marriage can actually speak on. We don’t really know if his decision to come back is what led to the divorce attorneys. But it is what led to the speculation that everything he's achieved in his career is due to his wife. And if you believe that, then of course, it’s easy to believe that now that the marriage is on the rocks, she not just done helping, but actively working against him.
It’s much more likely than the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, who are currently 2-2, are just not a Super Bowl caliber team anymore, and that 45-year old Tom Brady is way past the prime of his career, of course. But if anyone wants to believe this is Gisele’s revenge, well …we can’t really control the internet. We’re just gonna be here laughing.